May I proudly present you my trip to Amsterdam.

First is first, at Okęcie airport in Warsaw. Mirella was sad because she couldn't go with Andy and me. That is why she's hiding.


Everyone knows that Amsterdam boasts itself on coffeeshops...


(here with Andy, I don't know what he did with me but as you can see I had problems with concentration during this photosession, you can only see my seeds).

....canals...


...and queen.


But I will tell you one thing: bullshit! Although I saw some bikes...

...even used them...

...for me, Amsterdam is a city of a n i m a l s.


They creep through every corner of the city.








I felt like an alien and wanted to look like them...


One day I met a nice group of local animals. We made friends and they invited me to their homes.
Here is Mrs. Mu. She served hot milk just right from her tits.


Here is Betty with her family portrait on the wall.


Although I can't see any resemblace, they claim to be my distant Dutch family.


I couldn't resist the temptation not to go to a fun fair.
However it was scary. See my face? Wouldn't you be scared if you were in my shoes?

They are too horny! Even for me...

So I decided to go there only at night.


I'll tell you a secret: my mom Mirella likes to weep at the weddings but she hates this stupid polish custom of throwing coins. Here they've got something far more fantastic! Baloooooons, my dear, balooons!
Look!

See?

I felt like Mr. Astro ready to fly away in the sky.



Oh...


For a closer look of my Amsterdam trip, go to My Personal Bunny_terminator Google Map.

or just scroll to the bottom of this site.

Have fun!